That is a real headline. Totally unabridged. Drug dealers, specifically ones from the city in which i reside, Oakland. Are using their asses to hold on to their stash. "Dr H" from heroinhelper.com explains:
"The balloons protect the drugs inside because rubber is not digested; after swallowing, the dealer can vomit them back up (if it hasn't been too long) or defecate them out."Oh right on. Sounds almost as delicious as jenkem.
At the Oakland Police Department's Citizen Police Academy, normal folk can come to learn
about the different roles within the police dept, and the magical whimsical world of drugs. One visitor who came on behalf of her neighborhood watch group received quite the lesson on illicit narcotics.
"The drug testing technician told us that often drugs are stored in body cavities of those selling them, and therefore that some of the drugs that they confiscate have fecal matter and other liquids/materials from 'down there' in them. She says that some of the marijuana she has tested has had pubic hair in it."
Not that this kind of thing doesn't happen among more affluent circles:
It's just that you expect your pennies to have been in a urinal, or an ass already. But not your drugs man. not the drugs.
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